The perfect woman

Have you ever seen those dolls in the store — Mr. Wonderful and Ms. Wonderful? They are quite funny.  They say a handful of phrases that the opposite sex would want to hear.  The hubby and I really don’t do anything for each other for Valentine’s day, but if we did, I would get him a custom made doll that said:

• “Here darling, you take the remote while I rub your feet and scratch your back.  Can we please watch ‘How They Made That – Big Machine’s’?”
  
• “Honey, I made you Mac ‘n Cheese for dinner and all of your favorite cookies for desert.  You go ahead and enjoy while I do the dishes and clean the house.”
  
• “Why don’t you go downstairs and relax while I get the child ready for bed. I’ll be down in a minute weighing 30lbs less and wearing something skimpy.”
  
• “I hope you don’t  mind that I washed, waxed, and vacuumed out your car today.”
  
• “You have fun playing golf today, I’m going to get all of your shirts washed and ironed.”
  
• “I don’t mind if you go out with the boys tonight.  Here’s some money from my purse in case you play cards.”
  
• “Oh honey, I don’t need anything for my birthday.  Let’s go out and buy you a new pair of jeans instead.”
  
• “You’re right, I don’t need another pair of shoes.”
  
• “I’m so glad you have so many cute female friends.”