2008 31/07

Next time I’ll just order them online

I got my period earlier this week. How’s that for starting off a post? I’m usually not this in-your-face about such stuff but this is cause for celebration. Let’s be honest here, I just had a baby 4 months ago and am in no way ready to embark on that adventure again. I haven’t looked forward to getting my period so much since…. And because I’m so paranoid I even took two – count them TWO – pregnancy tests.

Anyhow, I had to run to the store to get some feminine products yesterday. Is it funny (or sad) that I’ve just (in the past few years) been able to go shopping for said products without being completely mortified. Seriously, I act like I’m in high school and that cute boy from Math class is going to see me buying tampons and be all like, “ew, she’s buying thooose, gross!” And there goes any chance I had of getting a date for prom.

So, there I am in Target, quickly grabbing the first pack of pads I can find and rushing out of that isle, hoping I don’t run in to anyone I know. This is why I LOVE the self-checkout lanes now. Heaven forbid the 16 year-old checkout girl see that I’m buying these things. Listen to me, these things. I swear I’m still 15 some times. When I get home I realize that the pads I grabbed are the super long overnight kind. These things are a foot long. I kid you not! That’s what I get for not taking my time and looking closely at the packages. I will be spending the next 3 to 5 days (and probably again next month since I also grabbed the economy pack) with a foot long, 3 inch thick board….

I think I’ll just stop there.

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